Am I Fetch?

nutbustin:

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

(Source: toliverr, via basicallyhorny)

thecompanionsdoctor:

My week is basically:

• Monday
• Monday #2
• Monday #3
• Monday #4
• Friday
• Saturday
• Pre-Monday

(via heartless)

inbox:

Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques

(via str8lesbian)

seifukucat:

i wear the maid outfit in this relationship

(via boob-bruises)

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

(Source: vampirequeen, via maxterbate)

cool i have a sore throat that feels like the one i got just before getting strep

zackisontumblr:

if you’re feeling down i can feel you up

(via rupindre)

codykru:

everyone’s middle name should be motherfuckin

(via leftnipple)